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Moses, Jesus, and an old, bearded man were out playing golf one day.
Moses pulled up to the tee and drove a long one. It landed in the fairway but
rolled directly toward a water trap. Quickly Moses raised his club, the water
parted and it rolled to the other side safe and sound.
Next, Jesus strolls up to the tee and hits a nice long one directly toward the
same water trap. It landed directly in the center of the pond and kind of
hovered over the water. Jesus casually walked out on the pond and chipped it up
onto the green. The third guy gets up and sort of randomly whacks the ball. It
heads out over the fence and into oncoming traffic on a nearby street. It
bounces off a truck and hits a nearby tree. From there it bounces onto the roof
of a nearby shack and rolls down into the gutter, down the downspout, out onto
the fairway and right toward the aforementioned pond.
On the way to the pond, it hits a little stone and bounces out over the water
and onto a lily pad where it rested quietly. Suddenly, a very large bullfrog
jumped up on the lily pad and snatched the ball into his mouth. Just then, an
eagle swooped down and grabbed the frog and flew away.
As they passed over the green, the frog squealed with fright and dropped the
ball which bounced right into the hole for a beautiful hole in one.
Moses then turned to Jesus and said, "I hate playing with your Dad."
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