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A rich woman approached her Baptist preacher with a request. "Would you
please give a funeral for my dog? I really loved him and I want him to have a
respectable burial."
"I'm sorry, but I can't give a funeral for a dog", the preacher replied.
"Perhaps if you tried the Presbyterians or the Methodists? They might be able to
help you. "
A few days later she returned to her preacher. "I asked the Presbyterians and
the Methodists. They wouldn't give a funeral for my dog either. Will you please
reconsider? My dog was so important to me. I am willing to make a ten thousand
dollar donation to the church."
"Well why didn't you tell me he was a Baptist dog in the first place!", the
preacher exclaimed.

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